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"British Petroleum said today that if this spill gets worse, they may soon have to start drilling for water"
– Jay Leno

"Well, folks, here's the latest update. I guess this is good news. BP officials say the 'top kill' plan is working. The bad news — BP officials are a bunch of lying weasels"
– Jay Leno

"This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo"
– Bill Maher

"BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company. In response, Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that's ruining the ocean."
– Jimmy Fallon

"A new poll found that 43 percent of Americans think President Obama is doing a good job at handling the BP oil spill. Of course, the same poll found that 43 percent of Americans hate pelicans."
– Jimmy Fallon

"And today at a press conference, Obama said that the government does not have better technology than BP. That's a nice thing to announce to the world, that our government has fewer resources than a company that tried to plug a hole with a 'top hat.'"
–Jimmy Fallon

"Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico."
- Jay Leno

"BP has inserted a siphon tube into the well to suck up all the oil from the spill. And they've had a lot of experience in this area, by the way. This is the same tube they've been using to suck the money out of our wallets for the past 50 years."
–Jay Leno

"They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip."
— David Letterman

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Tags: BP oil leak, BP oil spill, Florida oil spill, environment


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