Bizarre beauty treatments: Looking good has never been so... strange

The connection between oddity and beauty may seem fairly recent but it’s a fact divas have a long history of going to strange lengths to look good – do you think it was normal for Cleopatra to bathe in asses’ milk?

Then again, it seems like some of London’s spas have taken things even more out there. The below treatments are not for squares.

Best for... Foot fetishists 

Chavutti Thirumal has its origins in Kerala, India (like all good holistic treatments it seems).

The masseuse uses her feet to rub the back, legs and arms, meanwhile balancing from a rope to control pressure.

The idea is that the practitioner can achieve longer strokes that go more deeply into the tissue. 

Price: £85-£95 for 90 minutes.

Where: Natureworks,
16 Balderton Street, W1K 6TN. 
natureworks.net

Best for... Lewis Carroll fans

Therapists begin the Soundbath treatment by proffering a “wonder box”, which belches out smoke and reveals a small vial that reads “drink me”, and a tiny chocolate mushroom.

The actual therapy involves having tuning forks ringed near the ears and on the body, the idea being that certain tones and vibrations help us achieve balance.

Clients also get wafted with feathers. At the end, in a move more evocative of witch doctors than high-end spas, the therapist shakes a bamboo filled with rice above their clients.

Price: £65 for 60 minutes.

Where: Lush Spa,
123 Kings Road, SW3 4PL. 
lush.co.uk

Best for... Tolstoy fans

Russians, as we all know, are a tough bunch. It’s no wonder then that their version of a relaxing spa ritual is getting hit with tree branches.

In reality, the practice is gentler than most deep-tissue massages, and helps to promote better circulation and release toxins.

The K Spa’s Venik Massage gives a taste of Russian respite.

The treatment includes a birch beating, plus a frolic in both the sauna and snow room (yes, said room is actually blanketed in powder). 

Price: £30 for 30 minutes.
Where: K West Hotel & Spa,
Richmond Way, W14 0AX. 
k-west.co.uk