It'll be a fun Christmas in the Ncube household this year after the family's father, Titus, hired a hooker to service him in a hotel room but then found out his callgirl was also his daughter.
The married father-of-three, collapsed to the floor while his daughter, 20, fled the hotel in tears.
Zimbabwean Ncube told media (why would you?) he was having marital problems and decided to rent a room in a local hotel, followed by an afternoon of dirty sex with a prostitute.
Having been caught, he was extremely repentant. “I am sorry for what I did. I spoke to my wife and daughter. I apologised for my actions as I just wanted my family back.
"My daughter has stopped doing what she was doing and is going back to school next year," he said.
"My marital problems are not over, but we have a counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period.”
His wife Rosemary, who must have the patience of a saint, said: “If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago. But because of the trauma that divorce has on children, I decided to stay.”