With the stage set for more heroics from the 19-year-old, and it being a Sunday when sore heads may need a little cheering up, here’s what the chatty/sing-along loving England fans have planned. 

Let’s hope Agar can stay out there long enough with Brad Haddin to make a game of it today and give the lobster read Barmies plenty of chances to get tuneful. 

And look at it this way – even if Australia are rolled early, at least you got to watch a bunch of fruit dancing today. 

Lyrics posted on the official England’s Barmy Army Facebook page:

Agar doo doo doo
He got lucky on debut 
Agar doo doo doo 
Missed a century by two

He got stumped 
When on six. 
& his bowlings got no tricks 

Agar doo doo dooo
go And find a kangaroo

Sing it to the tune of this: