Your ever devoted bogan hosts have a DJ set that’s guaranteed to make your eyes water and the dance floor burn.

The boys will be shitting hits from the 70s to the noughties. Expect rock, pop, hip-hop and disco, with a dash of power ballads to set the mood for a ‘slow-dance off’. Plus, there are some huge prizes from Travel Talk up for grabs…

There may be a conga line, the punch may get spiked, there may be some pashing and dashing. Who’s to say how it’s all gonna pan out at the next ‘Bogan Bingo Shitty Disco’?

When: Friday, February 28 from 7pm

Where: The Clapham Grand, 21-25 St John’s Hill, London, SW11 1TT

 You lot can claim half price tickets (£4!) for this week’s Bogan Bingo show in Fulham while tickets last – you just need to enter ‘TNT’ as the promo code during the booking process to get the discount. To book, click here.