A parental couple in the United States, disgruntled at their 13-year-old son’s (hopefully) recent habit of spilling his seed into their fluffy towels have fought back. Not only did they leave the kid a typed out, bold fonted note on the towel rack, but they’ve also apparently posted it on to reddit.com.
The sign on the rack says that if their son isn’t more considerate with where he deposits his sperm then they will completely re-decorate the bathroom with ‘Justin Beiber towels’ and ‘My Little Pony decor’.
Imagine that, trying to reach deep into your wank bank while aiming for an image of Justin Beiber’s face… What a graphic and horrifying image.
The note also makes it plain that the parents have already had a sit down discussion with their son over his predeliction for busting a nut into their manchester, ‘You were talked to about this once before, this is your final warning’.
What an awkward conversation that must have been.
Naturally the hilarious note has gone crazy-nutso on Reddit, with many hundreds of users commenting and sharing the image. Some have chastised the parents for sharing the thing in the first place, while others (presumably all dudes) have shared their own, similar experiences.
The Huffington Post allegedly tried to get to the bottom of this story, asking the Reddit user who originally posted the image whether it was legitimate or whether he was just “jerking them around?”
Ha, I see what they did there.
Let that be a lesson to everyone though, if you’ve got one in the chamber then probably aim for the sink.
Image: Huffington Post
