Employees at a Burlington Coat Factory reportedly rung the police after finding one Jeffrey Wagner chowing down on some carpet lint.
According to the Huffington Post Mr Wagner told the officers who apprehended him that he’d been trying to eat some “sparkles.”
A quick search of the man saw the police recover Lortabs (a pain-killer available over the counter in pharmacies), a bag of crystal meth, a bag of mysterious white powder and a bag of unidentified pills.
Needless to say Wagner was charged with a litany of drug offenses.
I can only hope that rug was in lint condition.
Employees at a Burlington Coat Factory reportedly rung the police after finding one Jeffrey Wagner chowing down on some carpet lint.
According to the Huffington Post Mr Wagner told the officers who apprehended him that he’d been trying to eat some “sparkles.”
A quick search of the man saw the police recover Lortabs (an pain-killer available in pharmacies), a bag of crystal meth, a bag of mysterious white powder and a bag of unidentified pills.
Needless to say Wagner was charged with a litany of drug offenses.
I can only hope that rug was in lint condition.
