According to a Mayan prophecy, the world will end tomorrow, but Putin disagrees, saying: “I know when the end of the world will come. It will be in 4.5 billion years approximately. As far as I remember, it is he system of the functioning of our sun.”

Putting the minds of millions at rest, he continued, saying: “Everything will end and the reactor will go out – that will be the end of the world. But before that it will turn into a small white dwarf.” Well, that’s that cleared up then.

Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, has also said that he believes the world will not end tomorrow, saying: “I confidently predict it will be fine. Mayans also said the Jubilee line would fail in Olympics.”

I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief now. If Boris and Putin are saying the world won’t end tomorrow, why are we to argue?