Oh, did we mention that it’s crewed entirely by cannibal rats?
According to The Sun, experts say that recent storms in the Atlantic are pushing the derelict Russian cruise ship, Lyubov Orlova, towards British shores.
The boat was being towed to the Dominican Republic last year to be destroyed, but the tow-line broke in rough seas and it was left to drift in the ocean. And as the stormy nights closed in, the rats that would have multiplied on the ship would have embraced cannibalism to stay alive.
Pirates of the Caribbean Five anyone? Now, we just need to find that sultry Johnny Depp…
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