ebook readers use OCR (optical character recognition) to scan printed text to create ebooks – and sometimes, a bug in the system gets it a bit wrong.

Ms Wendell pointed out some hilarious mistakes that she’s found, including ‘When she spotted me, she flung her anus high in the air and kept them up until she reached me,’ and ‘Little Milly wound her anus lovingly round Mrs. Green’s neck.’

You can read the full list of errors on the Guardian website.

We can all guess how text involving someone taking someone else in their arms turned out.

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