Sex toy design company Hot Octopuss, which invented the world’s first ‘guybrator’, is currently advertising for its first ever ‘part-time orgasm engineer’ to help test out its new prototypes.

Metro reported that the chosen applicant will be sent toys to review on a regular basis and will be required to report back with all the intimate details.

We’re guessing that they’ll want you to work from home, and the chosen candidate will receive a lifetime of free tissues, according to the ad. Nice.

The company are looking for candidates aged 18+ with good stamina, and they’re offering a great package, arf arf. Could this be you? Beat the stiff competition and email the recruiters at

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