Is it tinny? Are the grunts and ‘aahs’ audible? Is the sound of flesh thwacking on flesh satisfying enough?

If the answer’s no, you need to get some of these new headphones. The Ladobi is a six-way earphone set that gives the user 360 degree sound, so if you want the action to sound like it’s in front or, er, behind you, you’re on to a winner.

The headphones are designed to ‘optimise’ watching porn or sexy Skype sessions, and they work by enhancing speech and background noise. Female voices become ‘less sharp’, and male voices become ‘fuller and rounder’.

The company’s website claims that the headphones will make you feel as if you are ‘on the spot’. Give them a go; we’ll be delighted to hear how you lot get on.

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