The hotel even provides breakfast for three-in-a-bed.

Gift website wish.co.uk is offering the cosy five-star break for £399.

Included is a king-size bed – which you’ll need to fit everyone in – plus free champagne and chocolates.

Co-founder of Wish.co.uk Richard Kershaw told Metro newspaper: ‘We know this sort of thing happens constantly on the continent, so in a show of solidarity with our smutty European neighbours, we thought we’d offer the same opportunity to our British customers.”

There you have it, folks – if you fancy a ‘European’ Valentine’s Day, a dirty weekend away for three is the answer.

Kershaw added: “With Valentine’s Day approaching, our Romantic Break for Three would make an ideal gift for the more adventurous ‘special friend’ in your life.”