The picture of the cricketer shows his top half covered with odd, circular bruises, and the accompanying text reads ‘OUCH!!! This was fun back in Melbourne, but bloody hurt more than being hit by a fast bowler…’.

We’re not sure if Liz Hurley’s ex was looking for sympathy or admiration for those well-developed muscles, but the people of Instagram made no secret of their displeasure.

I liked fat Warney that much better,’ complained d0ugy. ‘You must suck at paintball,’ remarks doyouevenknowwhoiam, while fezzaman can barely hide his disgust. ‘Take this down, stupid,’ he wrote. Shane, however, is yet to do so.

Just for the record, Shane, TNT thinks you looks marvellous. Ignore the haters!

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