Silent to the casual passer-by, that is. This contemporary phenomenon, for the uninitiated, has each clubber receive digital headphones, through which they hear the music. This evening has two choices: Healer Selecta in one, or Princess Julia in the other. Either way, you’ll still look damned odd to that passer-by.

East Wintergarden,  43 Bank St, Canary Wharf, E14 5AB
Fri, feb 17. 8pm-12am £10
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