Mr Hudson (GOOD/Mercury)

If you haven’t heard the one about how north Londoner Mr Hudson (first name Ben) became Kanye West’s right-hand man on West’s recent album 808s & Heartbreak then you’ve clearly been living under a giant rock or on Pluto or something. In which case you’ve probably also been spared the horrendously anodyne, anaemic, sub-Kanye electro of Hudson’s single Supernova. The rest of the album ain’t much cop either.

ALISON GRINTER