12 Acklam Road, W10 5QZ
Tube: Westbourne Park

The scene: Located in what appears to be an old warehouse in a random location, you’ll either love or loathe this trendy haunt, which has clubs around the world.

Inside, it’s futuristic, with minimalistic decor and neon lighting – and a lot of white. There are sofa beds hugging the edge of the room, and in the middle is where the waiters perform cabaret acts.

You’ll be fed, watered and entertained by a host of colourful characters. Then the venue turns in to a club, which sees world-class DJs spinning tunes until the small hours.

The grub: First class fare. It’s a top-secret four-course set menu every night, but you won’t go hungry. There’s deliciously fresh prawns to start, a tantalisingly spicy Thai soup to follow and then succulent lamb in the stickiest sweet sauce. Divine!

Behind the bar: Splash out £5000 on some top-notch champers. No? Then choose from the extensive cocktail, wine and beers at more realistic prices.

Bill please: £45 for food and entertainment.

Verdict: Great if you love your Ibiza hols – and if you can get used to eating while laying down.


– Carol Driver