Huang Jiajun is currently awaiting trial in Guangzhou after he claimed to have the ability to exorcise ghosts from inside a woman using his penis.
Ahh, Huang. The penis has many, many uses. Unfortunately this is not one of them.
The alleged victim contacted the self-proclaimed exorcist for help after she fell for her boss at work. I’m not sure what this has to do with ghosts yet, but let’s wait and see.
She claims to have met Huang at a hotel room and he ordered her to strip naked and lay on the bed so that he could examine her for specters.
His diagnosis: a ”vagina full” – nay, brimming – with trouble-causing ghosts that could only be quelled by the intervention of his fleshy member.
The alleged victim immediately called the police and had poor old Huang arrested. He only wanted to help after all, and how else is she going to get the ghosts out of her vagina?
In a shock confession following his arrest, Huang admitted that he had lost the ability to gain an erection due to diabetes.
So it turns out he wouldn’t have been able to help with the ghost problem after all.
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