This behemoth of the London fetish scene gets all festive, and the costumes at these events are always incredible, but the mind boggles at how fetish and Christmas go together. Randy elves? Tinsel gimps? Naughty reindeer? Fallen angles? Pagan Santas? Good grief. It’s certain to be an eye-opener and one of the most memorable nights of this or any other year. But pity those who turn up under-dressed.

Dec 3, £32
Mass, St Matthew’s Church, SW2 1JF 
Tube: Brixton