Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Cert: 12A RT: 134 mins
3/5
The Autobots and Decepticons tear chunks out of each other as Shia Labouef’s Sam is again caught in the middle.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley turns in the worst acting debut you’ll ever see and the storyline’s overly complicated, but the climactic showdown is sensational – especially in 3D.
Good for: Switching your brain off.
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