Either way, and we suspect it may well be the latter, this clip of secret messages and lewd images hidden in Brighton’s Christmas lights is worth a gander.

A giant spuffing phallus, Santa being felated, and secret messages about the vacuous materialism of Christmas, all appear to have been secreted in the Christmas lights across Brighton.

What do reckon? Real or fake?

Yeah, we know it’s fake too. Still, jolly good fun.

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