“Guys – I don’t know what to do,” the unnamed clinber says as he gets his knee stuck in a rockface.
He then dry-reteches before announcing “I just shit my pants,” much to the amusement of his fellow climbers, who can’t stop laughing.
“You’ve got to relax, okay – this is gonna work itself out,” his rescuer tells him.
As the stuck climber apologies, his almost-too-happy friends tell him not to worry.
“Shit happens,” the rescuer tells him. “Literally in this case.”
And then the hero of the day says: ”Holy shit, that’s one of the most fucked-up things I’ve ever seen.”
It’s not clear whether he was talking about the position of the stuck climber or the soiled shorts.
Then the cameraman asks: “Did you get any on you? It kinda smelt really bad.”
The sheepish pants-shitter later tells his tale to the camera.
“Looking on the bright side, I’m lucky to have a professional videographer there to capture the magic, so I can remember this for the rest of my life.”
Almost as disturbing is the FILTHY mo worn by cameraman Andrew Burr at the end of the video. Dirty Sanchez, indeed.