Cosmic broccoli, talking cats and phantasmal Scots – they’ll all be there as our favourite maverick doctor battles with the evil forces lurking beneath a hospital in Romford, engaged in a desperate struggle against poor production values, awful dialogue and unrealistic violence. Come rediscover the show that put the pouf in spoof, as all six episodes will be shown.

Oh, by the way – there’ll also be a Q&A with stars Alice Lowe and Matthew Holness afterwards. You can ask them all those awkward questions about Dean Learner. They’ll love that.

From 9.30pm until dawn, you’ll have a chance to see complete first series of The Returned, and if you’re feeling a bit spooked, you can shake out your fear on the dance floor with a wonderful zombie party hosted by journalist Jamie Graham.

When: Saturday, January 18, 6pm – dawn

Where: Ciné Lumière at the Institut français,17 Queensberry Place, SW7 2DT

Tickets: £12, conc. £10

To book your tickets, click here.