What’s your stand-up routine about?
It’s a little insight into what it means to be a Colombian-Irish-Englishman. I don’t have a name for it yet, I think I’ll call it Mongrel. I have a lot of fun getting annoyed about the little things in life like forgetting to take your iPhone with you when you go to the toilet.
What’s so funny about it?
Have you ever fed a hyperactive chimpanzee cocaine? Well it’s kind of like that but a little more dangerous. What’s the best heckle you’ve had? I’m very hyper and quick-fire on stage, so you’d be brave to heckle me … go on … I dare you! How do you deal with hecklers? … still waiting.
Describe your face.
It’s like if a bonobo monkey decided to shave around his eyes.
Tell us your best joke.
Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo.
Performing at Laugh Laughy Face Face, 232 Streatham High Road, SW16 1BB
whitelion.org.uk
Tube: Streatham Rail St
