What’s your show about? It’s me, it’s live – the back story on my life.
When did you decide to be a stand-up? The stark epiphany that I could – do you want to have a blast travelling the world, making people laugh and getting paid for it?
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen on tour lately? Probably myself in a mirror, the view from the road can be pretty predictable. I did see a sheep on top of a steep-sided rock that looked like he’d been helicoptered in and placed there.
Once an audience member’s waters broke… Beyond overt sexual favours, can you imagine a better compliment than your comedy kickstarting human life?
How exactly do you fuck a moose? A fistful of ketamine is your best friend here. Once administered, wait for the shallow breathing then begin fucking as normal. I highly recommend side-on doggy, and it’s wise to begin with smaller moose and build as your confidence grows.
Craig Campbell Live
The Bloomsbury, WC1H 0AH | May 25 | £12
Tube | Euston
craigcampbelltour.com
