Snoop Dogg (Priority)

If Jay-Z occasionally sounds as if he’s on cruise control, that’s nothing compared to the disinterest that exudes from Snoop Dogg, who isn’t so much coasting as asleep at the wheel.

Snoop’s basically been making the same record for the better part of 20 years, and Malice N Wonderland doesn’t offer much variation on the same themes (bitches, pimping and weed).

The most entertaining thing about Malice N Wonderland may be the jaw-droppingly awful cover.