The performance-enhancing porridge, the brainchild of FUEL YOUR 10K HOURS, has been named Morning Glory – and seeing as herbal Viagra’s one of the main ingredients, it’s not just a clever name.
This tasty little ‘sex pot’ also contains protein, juniper berries and fibre to keep busy commuters energised all day – however, TNT is unsure of how people on crowded Tubes will react when the effects of this porridge start kicking in.
Brighton resident Kyle Parker, 32, has been lucky enough to trial this breakfast-time treat.
“I took a couple of spoonfuls and was pleasantly surprised at its fruity taste,” he said. “After a couple of minutes I felt a huge surge of energy; needless to say, it wasn’t just the porridge being stirred.”
That’s a bit too much information, Kyle.
If you fancy giving this new and ‘exciting’ cereal a go, you can buy it here. However, we won’t be held responsible if none of your colleagues come near you until lunchtime.
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