Yep, they’re an actual thing.

If you’re looking for a pair of pants which screams out ‘not tonight darling’ and celebrates ‘those wondrous ovaries’, then throw out those granny pants and hit up online retailer Firebox – as they so delicately put it, ‘you’d be menstrual not to buy a pair’.

Period panties come in five ‘striking and hilarious’ designs; including Dawn of the Red, Rainbo: First Blood, and Captain Redbeard.

They’ve been labelled ‘bloody marvellous’ and are priced at £9.99, so you can ‘stick it to Aunt Ruby’ without breaking the bank.

We love bringing you weird news, but wow. 

Images via Firebox