It’ll set you back a base price of £4999 for an experience which involves getting jiggy with it in a private jet. Of course, for that fee they’ll throw in some free choccies and bubbles.

And best of all, you won’t have to dodge the food cart and kids for a closer than comfortable shag in the economy loo – which is ridiculously illegal apparently. But in this case, if the plane’s a rocking, only a very daring sky-diver has a chance of coming knocking.

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If the jet’s a rockin’, don’t come a knockin’: Randy punters should probably wait until the aircraft is airborne first…

The company says the pilot will be the ‘most discreet pilot currently employed in British aviation’ and when you reach 5280 feet, you can canoodle – legally – to your hearts’ desires.

And if you need booze goggles – surely not – the bar’s free too for the hour you’ll have airbourne.

Go here for more on the Mile High Club Experience.