Wikileaks founder Julian Assange had a profile on dating site OKCupid, under the pseudo name Harry Harrison, it appears, and he would like to tell the world that he is 87% slut.
Despite not using his real name, the pictures on “Harry Harrison’s” page appear to confirm that this really is Julian Assange. The fact that the page hasn’t been accessed since Jan 2007 adds to the likelihood that it’s the real deal.
Poor Julian, it’s all pretty embarrassing when you read through his description on the dating site. Check it out for yourself here.
Trying to sell himself in the best possible light, Assange takes one of OKCupid’s tests revealing that he is 87% slut. The Wikileaks mastermind goes on to tell potential dates that he has “Asian teengirl stalkers” and is looking for a girl who is “spirited, erotic, non-conformist” with “spunk, class and inner strength.”
Take some tests to see if you’re matched to Julian Assange here!
Julian Assange pouts for the camera.
Assange describes himself as: “Passionate, and often pig headed activist intellectual seeks siren for love affair, children and occasional criminal conspiracy.”
He continues, making things more dramatic with: “I am DANGER, ACHTUNG, and ??????????????!” and warns “Want a regular, down to earth guy? Keep moving. I am not the droid you’re looking for. Save us both while you still can.”
Harry Harrison? Julian Assange?
Harry Harrison/ Julian Assange describes his career as “Variously professionally involved in international journalism/books, documentaries, cryptography, intelligence agencies, civil rights, political activism, white collar crime and the internet.”
He says that he could live without anything except “the loss of female company and carbon.”
The Shakespeare character Assange most resembles is, apparently, Hamlet.
And, if you’re wondering, Harry Harrison “Harry Harrison” was a science fiction writer who created the anti-hero character Stainless Steel Rat.
