15th Feb 2013 12:33pm | By Editor
A 25-year old man in Devon has appeared in court for trying to shag an ambulance.
Callum Ward was under the influence of booze and cannabis when he set fire to a pack of peanuts in a phone box and then followed this up by trying to score with a parked ambulance.
“It looks as though he is attempting to make love to the front of the ambulance,” a police officer who witnessed the incident said, according to official police logs.
Ward was ultimately found guilty of being drunk and disorderly and possessing cannabis and was given a £60fine and a six month community order.
The length of time his mates will be taking the piss out of him for is reported to be forever.
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