Airport X-ray privacy shielding underwear has been invented, meaning you can stroll through the scanners without worrying about security staff laughing at your bits!

The underwear, for men or women, features strategically placed fig leaves made from a powdered metal that protects your privacy when undergoing medical or security screenings.

Jeff Buske of Las Vegas, of Rocky Flats Gear says the underwear’s inserts are thin and conform to the body’s contours, making it difficult to hide anything beneath them. The mix of tungsten and other metals do not set off metal detectors but make what’s underneath invisible to x-rays.

The Rocky Flats website claims that the anti-x-ray underwear has a multitude of uses:

  • Wear every day to block natural and man-made radiation protect the family jewels
  • Use for extended air travel to protect from whole body scanners.
  • Protect from increased radiation while flying or living at high altitudes.
  • Blocks/diminish Alpha and Beta radiation.
  • Blocks/diminish T-Wave/Tera hertz radiation from remote strip cameras.
  • Blocks/diminish X-ray/gamma radiation from back scatter x-ray machines.
  • Insures privacy of medical and stored whole body scanner images

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