The student, known only as Flint, also promised Texas weatherman Albert Ramon a place at his top table when he becomes “supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe”.
Little is known about the lad with the runaway imagination, except that a promising career as a creative writer awaits – that’s if a job in meteorology, or world domination does not work out.
Flint also wrote in the letter: “I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story [sic] castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.”
He added: “I will personally make you a throne that is half platinum and half solid gold and jewel encrested [sic].”
We reckon it’s fair to say that Ramon the weatherman, has probably never been so highly lauded.
Flint’s praise was effusive to say the least.
He said Ramon was “more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars, while engulfed in flames”.
Flint added: “And in case you didn’t know that’s pretty dang sweet.”
Not only is Flint a master crafter of creative words, drawings on the letter prove he’s a bit of an illustrator, too.
On the back of the letter is a drawing of a unicorn presenting an enthroned figure with the words, “your doughnuts, Master.”
The letter, an online hit, was circulated after Ramon posted it to his Facebook account. He tweeted that the letter was genuine, sent in a bundle with 30 others from Flint’s class.
Ramon said: “His obviously stood out.”