If all that seasonal good cheer, mistletoe and festive Slade tunes has got you looking for a little spice with your Christmas, then this annual blow out is one for your saucy little self – a club night with a difference, Shorebitchmas is more sneer than cheer! 

Held at north London’s legenday Koko, there will be a harem of Santa’s elves, Hype’s grotto, a Pole dancer who may or may not be from the north pole, as well as a shitload of magical Christmas trees. 

Music wise, there won’t be any jingling bells but there will be sets from SKEPTA (live), who has just played the red Bull #Culture Clash alongside picking up a MOBO for Best Music Video for That’s Not Me marking 10 years in the industry. He’ll be supported by DARQ E FREAKER and a shedload of other top class party-bashing acts. 

So get down, get dirty, and show Christmas how it should be done! 

When: December 13 / from 10pm
Where: Koko, 1a Camden High Street, NW1 7JE
Cost: £15
Tube: Mornington Crescent
Web: shorebitch.co.uk