Imagine sun-damaged 60-year-old Rebecca Black, the American teenager who last year recorded Friday for which she received severe criticism.

Lisa, who also wrote the lyrics, sings: “I know there’s sometimes some girls you wanna see. That’s when my three-second rule comes into play. You can only look for three seconds, then look away.”

The wannabe pop star then sings the chorus: “It’s just my three-second rule. It’s designed to keep my man in line, as long as he knows the three-second rule.”

The music video also can be classed among the worst. Set in a US school, a handful of cowboys dance clumsily and are content with Lisa’s 3 second rules.