There’s a long month of footy to play before we know who’ll be there on the big day, but we do know the TNT AFL GF shindig at Elk will be showing it on a stack of screens to make sure you see every mark, goal and hit, unless you’re at the bar taking advantage of £3.50 espresso martinis, £2.95 Bundy and cokes and three Jägerbombs for £12. Get your footy gear on too, with a £50 bar tab going to the best dressed. 

£10, Sep 28, doors 4.30am; bounce 5.30am 
Elk Bar, SW6 5QB  
Tube | Fulham Broadway 

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