On their journey seeking fame and fortune in the big city, the duo encounter showgirl Sofonda Cox and the evil Queen Runt as they try to survive a slew of cock gags and more puns and innuendo than any panto before – which is saying something!

Festive and filthy, a cracking combination.

Various dates until Dec 18. £18.50 
Times vary WC2H 7BX  
Tub | Leicester Square