If you’re sporting a mullet this season – no reason to feel ashamed *snigger* – then you’d better think twice before you visit Iran.

The Iranian government wants to put a stop to “Western haircuts” and has released a chart of acceptable and unacceptable hairdos, the Daily Telegraph reported.

Other banned crops include men wearing ponytails and punk Mohawks.

During the Hijab and Chastity Festival it was announced that men are still allowed to sport soft Elvis-inspired quiffs and side-sweeping parted hairstyles.

Just thought we’d tell ya, knowing how much Aussies love to wear their barnets short-top-long-back.