Ladies, please form an orderly queue; the winner of Brooklyn’s smallest penis pageant has been crowned for 2013!
27-year-old Nick Gilronan took out the award ahead of five other contestants in front of a decent sized crowd of 100 people at New York’s Kings County Bar.
In Gilronan’s victory speech he claimed to be proud of his somewhat ‘puny’ package and claimed that the size of the man’s member doesn’t matter half as much as his sense of humour.
“The size of a man’s penis does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship,” said Glironan after his victory to NYC magazine Gothamist. He also said that he just went out there hoping to “put on a good show for audience.”
Gilronan went head to head (so to speak) with 55-year-old ‘Rip van Dinkle’ for the top gong. The two men duked it out over a series of particularly heated rounds, not least of which was the ‘swimsuit round’ which involved competitors showing off their less than ample appendages in a ‘skimpy mesh mankini’ according to the Huffington Post.
Along with winning perhaps the worst title in all of Brooklyn; that of being the Borough’s worst hung man, Gilronan also received a winners purse of $200. The money was handed over to him while Tiny Dancer by Elton John played over the bar’s sound-system.
Gilronan proved to be more than a good sport about the whole thing and managed to get across a message that had more to do with helping other men feel comfortable about the size of their willies than it did about money.
“I’m hoping this will look brave to guys who have self-esteem issues and make them feel better about themselves,” he said, according to the Gothamist.
Good for you, Mr Gilronan, standing up for the little guy!
Wonder if the $200 would stretch to penis-embiggenment (probably not a real word) surgery?