As the world’s media hungrily scours the celebrity landscape for a juicy story to sell to the masses, the musician and actor’s names appeared at the weekend after the Baha babe was reportedly seen leaving Kutcher’s LA party pad.

Rihanna became defensive when a British reporter asked her: ‘You’re so good at connecting with people that I think that we actually feel we know you. Things are clearly going brilliantly in your career. I just wondered if you are as happy in your private life, and will we see a certain Mr. Ashton Kutcher perhaps making a trip over here?’

The Umbrella singer responded: ‘Wow, how disappointing was that question?’

She then went on to add: ‘I’m happy and I’m single, if that’s what you’re really asking.’

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