RANDY: Sweet! Let’s prey on the expat homesickness and promise heaps of stuff we can’t deliver.
SJ: Like what?
R: Like, we can say that our stage constructed made entirely out of Tim Tams.
SJ: Nice one.
R: And that Alf Stewart will be making a cameo.
SJ: What if we tell them we’ll be accompanied live on stage by Powderfinger?
R: We will DEFINITELY be accompanied live on stage by Powderfinger.
SJ: And they won’t have any trouble finding the venue, because it’s shaped like a giant version of Molly Meldrum’s hat.
R: And the ushers will all be wearing “Life Be In It” T-shirts from the 1980s.
SJ: And we’ll finish the show with an emotional rendition of “True Blue”.
R: What’s that?
SJ: It’s the one that John Williamson sang at Steve Irwin’s funeral.
R: I’m tearing up just thinking about it.
SJ: And, at the end of the show, the whole venue is going to blast off and return to Australia.
R: Man. This show sounds awesome! Where can I get a ticket?
SJ: You don’t need one. You’re in it.
R: Shit yeah! This day just keeps getting better.
RANDY PUTS ON A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES, HOPS ON A MOPED, AND BLASTS OFF INTO THE SUNSET.
Sammy J and Randy will be at the Just for Laughs Festival, Russell Square, 20-23 July.
For tickets please visit www.justforlaughslondon.com