You can now keep your gassy emissions to yourself with a flatulence deodoriser pad, which is placed on the inside of your underwear to mask the smell of farts.
Sold under the name ‘Fart Be Gone!’ it’s a handy innovation to keep on your person when last night’s curry and beer threatens to haunt you – and everyone within whiffing distance.
Also available is a flatulence deoderizing pillow which will absorb your stinkers when you sit on it.
It’s like Christmas for the flatulent.
Picture: Colonial Medical Assisted Devices
