No?
How about World peace?
If the wellbeing of mankind comes second to seeing hotties with lightsabers – then this is right up your alley.
The Empire Strips Back: a Star Wars Burlesque Parody (guffaw) is taking over the Enmore Theatre for two nights as part of this year’s Sydney Comedy Festival.
It’ll be a science fiction fantasy of intergalactic proportions.
When: May 9 & 10
Where: The Enmore Theatre, Sydney
Cost: From $47.20
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