A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle and tried to swallow it has been jailed.
Amanda Monti, 24, flipped out when ex, Geoffrey Jones, 37, knocked her back at a party in Liverpool.
She grabbed his testicle, ripped it off and tried to swallow it. She then spat it out and a friend handed it back to its owner, saying: “That’s yours.”
As you do.
Jones said in his statement that Monti grabbed his genitals and “pulled hard”.
“That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain,” he continued.
Monti then put Mr Jones’s testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it but choked and spat it back into her hand.
Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
Monti issued a statement saying: “I am in no way a violent person.”
Er, OK then. We’re too scared to argue anyway.