Video: hungover man goes rock climbing, pukes and poops his pants

"Guys – I don’t know what to do,” the unnamed clinber says as he gets his knee stuck in a rockface.

He then dry-reteches before announcing “I just shit my pants,” much to the amusement of his fellow climbers, who can’t stop laughing.

“You’ve got to relax, okay – this is gonna work itself out,” his rescuer tells him.

As the stuck climber apologies, his almost-too-happy friends tell him not to worry.

“Shit happens,” the rescuer tells him. “Literally in this case.”

And then the hero of the day says: ”Holy shit, that’s one of the most fucked-up things I’ve ever seen.”

It’s not clear whether he was talking about the position of the stuck climber or the soiled shorts.

Then the cameraman asks: "Did you get any on you? It kinda smelt really bad.”

The sheepish pants-shitter later tells his tale to the camera.

“Looking on the bright side, I’m lucky to have a professional videographer there to capture the magic, so I can remember this for the rest of my life.”

Almost as disturbing is the FILTHY mo worn by cameraman Andrew Burr at the end of the video. Dirty Sanchez, indeed.