A series of paparazzi snaps of Jon Hamm’s meat stick (I think that’s a pun…?) sent the Twitersphere into complete, cock-caused conniptions a few months back.
Now though it seems Hamm’s errant manhood is negatively affecting the shooting of the new season of Mad Men, with inside sources on set reportedly saying that the actor has been “politely” told to put on some undergarments.
According to a rather ‘large’ scoop on the New York Daily News Hamm’s extreme endowment was proving too ruthless to handle when he was going commando.
“This season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination. Jon’s impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear,” said the News‘ source.
Damn you Jon Hamm! Is it not enough that you get payed millions of dollars to be an absolute boss on a TV show that is loved by hundreds of thousands of people around the world?
Must you have everything going for you?!
On the plus side though, maybe Jon Hamm’s lavish knob is actually a blessing to more people than just the actor whose knees it hangs between.
It could be creating new jobs on the Mad Men set for example; for hungry young go getters more than willing to wrestle Jon Hamm’s foot long piece into a pair of tighty-whities just to get their foot in the door of the entertainment industry.
“How bad do you want the job, kid?” asks the Director, holding out a roll of double sided tape and a pair of safety goggles to the newest member of the production team…
Everybody’s got to start somewhere right?