Here it is courtesy of Rear of the Year 2014. What do you think?

It all started yesterday when CV  took herself off to the very worthy Pride of Britain awards (she won Rear of the Year for the second time earlier this summer) and for reasons we know not the twitter love-in began all over again.

They’re saying stuff like

… ‏@DSmileyyy

I would be Carol Vorderman’s toy boy

Mad As A March Hare ‏@twowitwowoo

Please could everyone take a look at Carol Vorderman’s bum

Steve Brookstein ‏@stevebrookstein  

I refuse to comment on Carol Vorderman‘s gorgeous arse.

Dean Gallacher ‏@Dean_Gallacher 17h17 hours ago

Think I’d still give Carol Vorderman a go.

You’re not alone Dean, you’re not alone.