The fictional dashing billionaire deviant has been given a photo-fit face by academics an academic at University of Central Lancashire, who was clearly using her time for something useful.

Dr Faye Skelton took descriptions of the character Christian Grey from twelve fantasising female readers. We think the results are uncannily similar to the features of Aussie Rule AFL player Ben Cousins.

“While we don’t want to intrude on anyone’s fantasies, based on a small sample of women, this is the image of Christian Grey they have in their heads when reading the novels.”

50 Shades of Grey by E.L. James has sold over 10 millions copies and recently became the fastest selling novel of all time.