Oh, I bet his mother would be proud.

Minnesota police got the drop on Pollock’s business model after he left his business card at a hotel where he had been planning an orgy.

Pollock’s plans were foiled when, according to the Huffington Post, the owner of the hotel where he had left his card took to the Internet to conduct a little sleuthing. The manager found, after a quick Google search, that Pollock was planning one of his ‘parties’ at the nearby Quality Inn in Bloomington, Minn and informed the local police.

In a sting operation worthy of an episode of The Wire, undercover police handed Pollock a $20 ‘donation’ and asked him whether they could – and I quote – “tag team her and do her at the same time.”

The particular “her” in question was one ‘Wendy’, Bloomington’s town jizz-jar, apparently.

Pollock’s response to the officer’s inquiry was, put simply, hilarious. He told the officer’s that they could do “whatever” they wanted to Wendy, so long as she was comfortable with it, but warned them that, “her sucker is a little tired.”

I hope he was talking about her mouth…

Having been given the go-ahead, the officers hit the motel room where Parker’s party was happening like it was Omaha Beach on D-Day. In there they found Wendy, who rather had her hands full – she was having sex with one man while simultaneously “fondling” another’s gentleman sausage.

According to the undercover cop’s report, “Next to the woman on the bed was an ice bucket, about half full of condoms. There was also a garbage can next to that, filled with a number of used condoms,” the report said.

According to Parker’s invite, Wendy was looking to celebrate her 45th birthday by having sex with 45 different men in one evening. There was apparently even a hand counter displaying the number of men Wendy was up to in the room, which at the time of the raid (in case you’re interested) was 31.

Mr Pollock was even using social media outlets like Twitter and Gawker to promote his gang bangs… So the guy’s not exactly a criminal mastermind. 

According to the Huff, Parker was convicted of solicitation, inducement, and promotion of prostitution in July and his sentencing date is set for September.

The only parties Pollock will be organising in prison will likely revolve around relieving fellow inmates’ blue poles…

Image: Getty (believe it or not it’s quite hard to find images of ‘prostitutes’ and or ‘gang bangs’ on Getty)