This is exactly what happened to a bloke in Dubai, who took his beloved back to the place where they met … three months prior.
His well-rehearsed spiel was cut short though, when she had endured enough bad poetry and resorted to grabbing a ukulele from a busker and smacking her (probably by now) ex in the noggin.
“I have a very special message for a very special girl,” the young man said. “This is where we met three months ago.”
“You are my charm, you are my sweety pie, you are my cutie pie, my absolute everything, and I know you find this cheesy but I want everyone to know, you make me really happy …”
Every man’s worst nightmare – a ukulele to the head for daring to ask for a lady’s hand in marriage
Watch the video for more – it’s making us vomit a little bit – but after a mini train does its best to kill the mood, he didn’t get the hint when she tried to stop him from going down on one knee.
“Oh my god, everyone’s watching,” she said in a tone that wasn’t supportive of the situation.
Then he has a crack at a poem. If you can’t stand to listen, it’s about people staring at the girl, basically – funny that.
If it’s a real incident, and there are signs it’s a tad set-up (such as the hardly subtle chocolate ad on the side of the train), it should be a lesson for all to take a hint when it’s offered and to hold tightly to your ukulele if a girl looks like she’s about to whack a bloke in the head with a conveniently shaped object.
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